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With Six You Get Wally
A John Bekker Mystery
by
Al Lamanda
Chapter One
A few weeks before my grandfather
passed away, I visited him in the hospital. I was just a kid and didn’t know
any better at the time, so when he called me at home before the family left for
the hospital and asked me if I could smuggle in a pack of Camel cigarettes,
some sipping whiskey and the Marilyn Monroe Playboy
issue from nineteen fifty-two, I did as he asked.
The last year of
his life, my grandfather came to live with us in the family home and occupied
the spare bedroom on the first floor. I spent a great deal of time with him
alone in his room, so I got to know his haunts and secrets pretty well.
One afternoon
after school, early in his sickness, he spoke to me of many things. “Life,” he
said, “is nothing but one long circle. Everything that’s been said will be said
again. Everything that’s been done will be done again. Every mistake, repeated.
Every lesson learned will be learned again. What happens today will have happened
yesterday and will happen again tomorrow. Always remember that.”
I told him I
would, even though I had no idea what he was talking about.
That day I visited
him in the hospital was the last time I saw him alive. I had a four-ounce
bottle of sipping whiskey hidden in my left pocket, the pack of cigarettes in
the right and his prized Marilyn Monroe Playboy
issue down the back of my pants.
Fifteen minutes
prior to the end of visiting hours, my grandfather told the family he wanted
some alone time with me, and they obliged him and left us alone. The second they
filed into the hall and closed the door, my grandfather jumped out of bed and
closed the white curtain to give us privacy.
“You bring what I
asked for?” he asked, excitedly.
I produced
cigarettes, whiskey and Marilyn.
“Good boy,” he
said, and rubbed my hair.
He got back into
bed and hid his smuggled goods under the covers.
“Remember what I
told you,” he said. “Life ain’t nothing but one big circle of events that goes ’round
and ’round.”
Two weeks later he
was dead. He waited until he knew the time was at hand before he broke out his
smuggled goods.
Nurses on duty at
the desk rushed to his room when his monitors went blank and they found him
smiling in his bed, lit cigarette in one hand, four-ounce whiskey bottle in the
other and Marilyn Monroe on his chest.
My grandfather
knew how to live and he knew how to die.
My grandfather’s
words ran through my mind as I sat in the bank and talked to the loan officer
about mortgage rates and loans.
Life ain’t nothing but one big circle.
Twenty-plus years
ago, as I signed my life away when my wife, Carol, and I purchased a home,
there was a knot in my chest and a lump in my throat. The loan officer explained
I didn’t earn enough money to buy the home we actually wanted without a bigger
down payment. I worked a second job, as did Carol, and we borrowed the rest
from family and then we purchased the home where she was murdered in front of
our five-year-old daughter.
All these years
later, a loan officer at the bank told me that my forty-percent early-retirement
pension wasn’t enough to purchase the home I wanted to buy to give Regan a
decent place to live in. Not without a steady second income. As I was in forced
retirement as a private investigator at the moment, I needed to upgrade my
income or settle for less house.
We discussed
emptying my savings account and that familiar lump in my throat and knot in my
chest took my mind to my grandfather.
“Perhaps a less
expensive home would allow you to make the payments without dipping too far
into your savings?” the loan officer suggested.
“It would, but
this home serves a very important purpose to me,” I said. “If I put one hundred
thousand down, what does that do to the monthly payments on a twenty-year
mortgage?”
The loan officer
did some calculating on his computer.
I did some of my
own. If I removed one hundred thousand from my savings, I would be left with
seventy-five thousand, more than enough emergency money.
“It’s doable,” the
loan officer said. “But there isn’t much left over every month in your pension
check.”
“That would be my
problem,” I said. “Your concern is that I make the payments every month, and if
the bank can arrange to have the funds automatically transferred from my direct
deposit account to the mortgage payment account then you don’t have any concern
at all. Yes?”
The loan officer
looked at me. “I can arrange that,” he finally said.
“Good.”
“When will you put
the bid on the house?”
“As soon as I
leave the bank with all the paperwork signed.”
The loan officer
nodded. “I’ll get the papers,” he said.
*****
Karen Hill, associate
vice-president of the Five Star Real Estate Agency, one of the largest agencies
in the state, met me for coffee a block from the bank. I was already in a booth
by the window, sipping away and reading the bank documents, when she showed up.
Around
thirty-five, tall and blond, dressed in a miniskirted power suit, Karen slid
into the booth opposite me and gave me her best real-estate-broker-smells-commission
smile.
“You got it?” she
said.
“Right here.”
“Let me see.”
I slid the
documents across the table. While Karen read them, I ordered a coffee for her
and a refill for me.
I sipped.
She read.
I sipped some
more.
She read some
more.
“Well?” I said
when she lowered the documents.
“I can put the bid
in today,” she said. “If you’d like?”
“Do it,” I said.
“And call me later with the answer.”
*****
The house in question is a
four-bedroom, two-bathroom home on the beach about a mile and a half from my
trailer. It has a finished basement and attic and is the ideal place for Regan
to live in, as the closest home to it is a hundred and fifty yards away.
While my daughter
has grown by leaps and bounds in the past two years, she is still very much
plagued by witnessing her mother’s murder and is far from where she needs to be
at this point in her life. A lot of nosy neighbors are exactly what she doesn’t
need.
When I left the
beach trailer hours ago, Regan and Oz, my one and only neighbor on the beach,
were seated in chairs and having a late breakfast.
By the time I
drove my fourteen-year-old Marquis onto the beach and parked beside the Impala
I’d bought Regan a few months ago, Oz was standing beside a pile of junk
wearing a confused expression on his face.
I got out of the
Marquis, removing the red tie I wore with my gray, pinstriped suit. “What’s
going on here?” I asked.
“Regan be
cleaning,” Oz said. He had a rich, baritone voice and often spoke in truncated
sentences.
A rusted, dented
toaster flew out the open door and landed at Oz’s feet.
“Cleaning what?” I
asked.
“She said she … go
ask her yourself,” Oz said. “I already been hit once in the noggin with a
radio.”
“I own a radio?”
Oz looked at the
busted portable radio in the pile beside his feet. “Not no more,” he said.
I stepped into the
trailer, where my daughter, dressed in a tank top and shorts, was on her hands
and knees, scrubbing the tiled kitchen floor.
“Regan, what’s
this about?”
She paused in her
scrubbing and looked up at me. “The mold on this floor is growing mold,” she
said.
“It’s not that
bad,” I said.
“I can make
penicillin with what’s under my fingernails,” she said, and resumed scrubbing.
“How long will you
be cleaning?”
“Until this entire
place shines or I die of old age.”
I nodded. “Okay.”
I stepped around
Regan, entered my bedroom, and changed into comfortable sweats and jogging
shoes. When I returned to the kitchen, she was holding half of a pepper mill.
“What’s this?”
“It used to be a
pepper grinder.”
“What is it now?”
“Broken.”
Regan tossed it
outside, then lifted the bucket of water and poured it down the sink, and then
glared at me.
“I’ll be outside,”
I said.
Oz wore a smirk on
his well-worn face when I stepped outside.
“She’s cleaning,”
I said.
*****
I had a nice bonfire going and
burgers on the grill by the time an exhausted Regan stepped out of the trailer
and flopped into a chair next to Oz.
“End of phase
one,” she said.
I glanced at Oz,
who gave me his smirk again.
“What’s phase
two?” I asked.
“Redecorate.”
“About that,” I
said.
“We can’t keep
living like this, Dad.”
“I know, but …”
“How am I supposed
to take care of you in this rust bucket if …”
“Regan, listen a
minute.”
“I thought my
bedroom window was frosted glass until I wiped the dirt off of it,” Regan said.
From her hiding
place under the trailer, Molly suddenly appeared and jumped on Regan’s lap.
“There you are,”
Regan said to the tiny calico cat.
“Would you just
listen for a second,” I said. “I agree with everything you just said.”
Stroking Molly,
Regan raised an eyebrow at me. “You do?”
“Yes,” I said.
“Just not here. I made an offer on that beach house we looked at …”
“Dad, that house
cost …”
“I know what it
costs,” I said. “And my offer was accepted this afternoon. The real-estate
agent called while you were on your cleaning rampage.”
“The house we
looked at on the beach with the big yard for Molly and the bedroom for Oz?”
“Yup.”
“How can we afford
that?”
“I moved some
money around,” I said. “We can afford it.”
“What’s this
bedroom for Oz stuff?” Oz asked.
“You’re as much a
part of the family as Molly,” Regan said. “We can’t leave you here all alone on
the beach. You’re old. Something could happen. That’s why we looked at
four-bedroom homes.”
“I right up there
with the cat, huh,” Oz said. “And who you calling old, squirt?”
“Just go with it,”
I told Oz.
“Can we show Oz?”
Regan asked.
“I’m meeting the
real-estate agent at the house at ten tomorrow morning,” I said.
“Can we bring
Mark?” Regan said. “I’m sure he’ll be staying over a lot.”
“We’ll pick him up
on the way.”
“Can we eat them
burgers now?” Oz asked. “This old man needs his strength.”
Chapter Two
I drove Regan’s Impala to pick up
Mark, Janet’s fifteen-year-old son. He is the closest thing to a brother Regan
has, and is like a son to me. Even though my engagement to Janet came to a
screeching halt several months ago, Mark remained close to me, to Regan, and
even Oz.
Oz sat next to me,
Regan in back with Molly on her lap. I looked for Clayton’s car when I pulled
into the driveway of Janet’s suburban home. It wasn’t there.
I didn’t need to
toot the horn as the front door opened and Mark, wearing a blue backpack, came
rushing out to the car. From the kitchen window, Janet watched as he got into
the back seat next to Regan.
“So what’s with
the house?” Mark asked.
“It’s a place to
live in, dummy,” Regan said.
I pulled out of
the driveway and Janet disappeared from the kitchen window.
“I thought you had
a place to live,” Mark asked.
“The giant tuna
can doesn’t cut it anymore,” Regan said.
“I like the tuna
can,” Mark said.
“That’s because
you don’t live in it,” Regan said “What’s in the backpack?”
“Stuff.”
“Stuff? Stuff
ain’t no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in stuff?”
“Ha-ha,” Mark
said. “You’ve been spending too much time with Uncle Jack.”
“Who wants pizza
for lunch?” I said.
“Oh, thank God for
Uncle Jack,” Mark said.
“Why?” Regan
asked.
“Mom is on one of
her diet kicks again,” Mark said. “I eat nuts for breakfast like I’m some kind
of squirrel. How am I supposed to grow eating a bowl of nuts for breakfast?”
“Diet?” I said.
“What for?”
“I don’t know,” Mark
said. “The other day I heard her screaming in the bathroom about sagging, and
when I asked her sagging what, she told me to mind my own business. Then she
went out and bought nuts and fruit and tossed out all the ice cream, and went
jogging.”
“Sounds serious,”
Regan said.
“So, what kind of
pizza are we getting?” Mark asked.
*****
Karen Hill met us at the front door
with the key.
“This is Oz, my
neighbor, my daughter, Regan, and my nephew, Mark,” I said.
“And Molly,” Regan
said, as she held the cat in her arms.
“Well, shall we
take a look at your new home?” Karen said and opened the door.
The moment we were
through it, Molly jumped down from Regan’s arms and went exploring on her own. Void
of furniture, the place appeared gigantic.
“Wow,” Mark said.
“Which room is mine?”
While Karen led
the gang on a guided tour of the house, I went to the backyard. It was divided
into two sections. Half was fenced in; the other half had a path that led to
the beach about a hundred yards away.
After a while,
Karen joined me as I stood at the fence and looked at the ocean.
“How soon before
we can move in?” I asked.
“Thirty days.”
“Can we do some
fixing up?”
“I don’t see why
not.”
“Good.”
“So, Jack, are you
free for … ?” Karen asked.
And the back door
burst open and Regan, Mark and Molly came running out.
“This place is
great,” Mark said.
“We settled on our
rooms,” Regan said.
I looked at Oz.
“Okay?”
Oz nodded. “I get
the view of the beach.”
“I get the view of
the front,” Mark said.
“Mine has a view
of the beach and a walk-in closet for all the new clothes I’m going to buy,”
Regan said.
“What did I get?”
I said.
“You get a view of
the kitchen,” Oz said.
I looked at Mark.
His backpack was now flat. “What was in the backpack?” I asked.
“Something for
Molly,” Mark said. “I got it for when she stays over with Regan, but I think
she’d like it better here.”
We entered the
house and in the otherwise barren kitchen, Molly was curled up in a tight ball
in the cushy, fleece-lined cat bed on the hardwood floor.
“Well, let’s go
for pizza then,” I said. “Karen, join us?”
“Why not.”
“Regan, better
grab her before she gets too comfortable in that thing.”
*****
Rose’s Pizza Palace
near the beach served a hell of a pizza. We ordered two, smothered with
everything, and we ate in the backyard at a picnic table.
Karen ate her
slice with a knife and fork. The rest of us were slobs, spilling grease on just
about everything as we gobbled up several slices each.
“When is the
closing?” I asked Karen as we walked back to the car.
“Two weeks, then
another two weeks for processing.”
“Okay.”
I drove back to
the house so Karen could retrieve her car. She leaned in my open window. “I’ll
call you later,” she said.
*****
Oz and I sipped coffee from our
chairs in front of my trailer while Mark and Regan tossed a Frisbee down at the
water.
“How you gonna pay
for this new castle ?”
Oz asked.
“A hundred
thousand down and a decent mortgage over twenty years.”
“Twenty years make
you old as me,” Oz said. “Twenty years a long time.”
“I know, but my
pension covers most of the monthly nut, so all I need is some part-time work,”
I said.
“I thought you
promised the kid you’d give it up.”
“I didn’t say that
kind of work.”
Oz sipped coffee
and gazed down at the ocean. “Walt tell you why the board rejected your
reinstatement?”
“They said my age
and time away from the job was the deciding factor.”
“Sound like a load
of crap to me.”
“Walt is going to
ask for an appeal.”
Walt was Captain
Walter Grimes, and my one-time partner. We started out in the police academy
together, made sergeant at the same time and remained very close friends ever
since despite my many stumbling blocks.
“My pension from
the post office be pretty good, you know,” Oz said.
“Meaning?”
“Meaning I can pay
my own way,” Oz said. “Help out with the bills and such. I got nothing else to
spend it on since I quit drinking.”
“You’re as much my
family as Regan,” I said.
“Don’t mean I live
for free,” Oz said. “I don’t pay my share, I stay on the beach.”
“We’ll work it
out,” I said.
Oz looked toward
town where the beach ended and the municipal parking lot began. A car had
entered the beach and was driving toward us on the sand.
“Somebody coming,”
Oz said, squinting. “Is that Walt?”
“If it is, he went
and bought a ninety-five-thousand-dollar Benz,” I said.
A few minutes
later the Benz arrived and parked next to my Marquis. The door opened and Frank
Kagan stepped out and looked at me.
“Bekker, it’s been
a while,” he said.
“Want some
coffee?” I said as he approached the trailer.
“Sure. I see you
got some new chairs.”
While Kagan sat, I
went inside for a cup, filled it and carried it out to him.
He sipped, then
looked at me.
“I need your
help,” he said.
Oz looked at me.
Down by the water,
Regan and Mark looked at me.
I looked at Kagan.
Frank Kagan was
mob boss Eddie Crist’s private attorney on civil matters. While he never
represented Crist, or any other mobster, in criminal matters as far as I could
tell, he knew where many a body was buried. So to speak.
“I’m out of the
P.I. business, Frank,” I said. “Two months now and counting.”
“It’s not about
investigating,” Kagan said. “And it pays really well for practically no work.”
“Let’s take a
walk,” I said. “Oz, I’ll be right back.”
I stood and Kagan
followed me as I walked down the beach out of earshot of Regan and Mark.
“I’m a full-time
parent to Regan now, Frank,” I said. “I can’t afford to get involved in
anything time-consuming or dangerous.”
“Who said anything
about dangerous?”
“If it weren’t, it
wouldn’t ‘pay really well,’ as you put it.”
“You were a cop
and that was really dangerous; did it pay really well?”
I looked at Kagan.
“Okay, tell me about it.”
“A straight-up
baby-sitting job,” Kagan said.
“You mean
bodyguarding job is what you mean.”
“Trust me, it’s
baby-sitting.”
“Where, when and
how much?”
“That doesn’t
sound like you,” Kagan said. “Since when have you ever been motivated by
money?”
“Since I bought a
new house for me and Regan, and the mortgage is more than I’d like to think
about.”
“Then come to my
office at three tomorrow and hear me out, and meet the client,” Kagan said.
“And that mortgage will all but disappear.”
“All right.”
I walked Kagan
back to his car. Regan and Mark were with Oz now, and Regan said, “I remember
you, Mr. Kagan. You’re a friend of Dad’s.”
“Yes,” Kagan said.
“And I remember you, too.”
“I’ll see you at
three, Frank,” I said.
After Kagan drove
away, Regan said, “What did he want, Dad?”
“I’m not entirely
sure,” I said. “I’ll find out tomorrow at three.”
“Come on, Regan,
let’s take a walk and find some seashells,” Mark said.
They took off for
the beach and I flopped into my chair next to Oz.
I could feel Oz’s
stare and I looked at him.
“What?” I said.
“Frank Kagan is
the mob lawyer,” Oz said.
“Was, and he only
handled civil and personal cases.”
“For the mob.”
“All right, okay,
for the mob,” I said. “His connection died with Crist.”
“You believe
that?”
“No.”
“But you go see
him anyway.”
“Apparently he
needs a babysitter,” I said.
“A … to babysit
who, the new godfather?”
“If the pay is as
good as he says I might need an assistant.”
“How good and how
much?”
“Never mind how
much. Where do you want to take the kids for dinner?”
“Let them decide.”
“That’s never a
good idea.”
My cell phone
rang. I checked the number and pushed talk.
“I’m taking him to
dinner with us and then I’ll run him home,” I said. “No later than nine
o’clock.”
“I wasn’t calling
about Mark, Jack,” Janet said. “School’s out and he’s fifteen now. He can spend
time with his uncle if he wants.”
“Then what?” I
said.
“We need to talk,”
Janet said.
“About?”
“Don’t play
stupid, Jack.”
“Who’s playing?”
Janet sighed
heavily.
“Okay, what do we
need to talk about?” I asked.
“Not on the phone.
I’m sick of the phone. I’m on the day shift tomorrow. Can you and Regan stop by
for dinner? We can talk privately afterward.”
“What time?”
“Seven thirty.”
“We’ll be there.”
I set the phone on
the table beside my chair.
“I’m going home
and change,” Oz said. “You pick the place for dinner or we be eating pizza
again.”
Oz walked down the
beach to his trailer. A shower and a change of clothes sounded pretty good to
me and I was about to go into my trailer when my cell phone rang again.
I checked the
call. It was Karen Hill.
“Nothing is wrong
with the paperwork, I hope?” I said.
“No, everything is
fine with that,” Karen said. “I was calling about something else, Jack.”
“And what would
that be?”
“You strike me as
a boob when it comes to women, Jack, so I thought I’d make the first move and
ask you to dinner.”
“I appreciate the
offer, but that’s not such a good idea right now,” I said. “I’m sort of ending
a relationship that’s not quite over and … it’s just not a good idea.”
“Well, let me know
when it’s over,” Karen said. “Maybe it will be a good idea then?”
“I will. Thanks.”
Regan and Mark
returned to the trailer and my daughter kissed me on the cheek and sat in Oz’s
chair.
“Who was that?”
she asked.
“Just someone who
thinks I’m a boob.”
“That could be
almost everybody,” Regan said. “I’m going in and take a shower and change for
dinner.”
After Regan went
inside, I looked at Mark. “What about you, do you need to change for dinner?”
“What for?” Mark
asked. “I eat with my mouth, not my clothes.”
“You know
something, I agree with you.”
Chapter Three
I awoke early the next morning
mostly because I’m a terrible sleeper. I got out of bed and listened to my
bones crack as I walked to the kitchen to brew a pot of coffee.
Age is just a
number, I told myself as my knees snapped, crackled and popped on the way to
the bathroom. A number that doesn’t reverse, my lower back reminded me as I
changed into gray sweats and jogging shoes.
I returned to the
kitchen, filled a mug with coffee, and went outside to take my chair and watch
the sunrise over the ocean.
I craved a
cigarette I couldn’t have because I made a promise to Regan that I would quit
for good.
Going on thirty
days now and the urge to light up with coffee was as powerful as ever. One puff
and I’d be back on the nicotine express train. However, as I’d been sober going
on nineteen months now, I knew what it took to stay nicotine free.
Willpower.
That and a
daughter that has the uncanny ability to pop up the moment a cigarette is lit
and scold me like the dominant lion when a cub gets out of hand.
I finished my
coffee, stood up and walked down to the beach. I touched my toes and my knees
sounded exactly like my knuckles when I cracked them. I stretched for a bit
more and then took off jogging along the water.
It took a mile for
my body to warm up and all cracking of bones to cease. I ran another two miles
and then reversed direction and headed back to the trailer. I was covered in
sweat when I stopped alongside the trailer where my little homemade gym is set
up. Elevated pushup bars, one hundred-twenty-pound heavy bag, pull-up bar
stand, weighted jump ropes, speed bag.
I grabbed the jump
rope. Each handle weighed one pound. I jumped for five minutes or so, switching
off from forward to backward, and ended with a mad Rocky-like flurry.
I hung the jump
rope back on its hook, dropped to the pushup bars, and did as many reps as my
arms, shoulders and chest would allow. I rolled over, rested for a few minutes
and then repeated the process.
I stood and wiped
sweat out of my eyes, grabbed the pull-up bars and cranked out a few sets of
wide-grip pull-ups, reversed the grip and ended with chin-ups. I rested a few
minutes and did it again.
More sweat wiping
and then I slipped on the heavy-bag gloves and pounded the bag non-stop for
about thirty minutes. I ended the workout with the speed bag, working it until
my shoulders were on fire and my forearms gave out.
Regan was at the
tiny kitchen table with Molly on her lap and mug of coffee in her hand. I
filled my mug and took a seat.
“You’re up,” I
said.
“Who can sleep
with World War Three going on out there?”
“I was thinking of
putting a home gym in the basement,” I said. “Less noise.”
“There is a God,
and he is kind,” Regan said.
“I have a three
o’clock appointment today.”
“I know.”
“I’ll ask Oz to …”
“I’ll be fine,
Dad,” Regan said.
“I know, but …”
“You can’t keep a
leash around my waist forever, Dad.”
I sipped coffee
and nodded.
“Maybe you might
want to get together with Oz and start shopping for some new furniture for the
house,” I said. “We are going to need some, you know.”
“I can open my
trust fund and …”
“The old man isn’t
quite ready for the poor house just yet,” I said. “The last two cases I worked
I deposited the money in my checkbook and it’s just sitting there. We might as
well put it to good use.”
“I’ll get ahold of
Oz and we’ll do some homework on my laptop and then I’ll work on a budget while
you’re gone,” Regan said.
“Good.”
*****
I wore a gray suit minus a tie to
Kagan’s plushy office located downtown. His receptionist ushered me into his
office and asked if we wanted some coffee for our meeting.
Kagan told her yes
and she closed the door.
“Have a seat,
Jack,” Kagan said.
I took a leather
chair facing the desk.
“So what’s this
all about, Frank?” I asked.
“I handle a great
deal of civil cases for the general public, wills and inheritance disputes,
things like that,” Kagan said. “Since Crist died, I’ve stayed away from any mob-related
civil cases and I’ve been busier than ever.”
“How nice,” I
said. “Is that what you asked me here for, to listen to your new resumé and
client list?”
The door opened
and the receptionist ushered in two mugs of coffee. She set them on the desk
and closed the door behind her.
“I just wanted to
let you know our business has nothing to do with the mob or anything criminal,”
Kagan said. “It’s strictly a civil matter and totally legitimate.”
I lifted my mug
and took a sip. “I’m listening.”
“Ever drink Sample
iced tea?”
“Not if I can help
it. Why?”
“They make
thirty-four flavors and it’s sold around the world,” Kagan said. “Richard
Sample, founder and owner of the company, died a billionaire and left his
entire estate to his six children. His wife passed away before him. However,
the fortune was not divided up equally among the six heirs.”
“Unless I’m one of
the lucky six, why do I care, Frank?” I asked.
“Would you just
listen, Bekker?”
I sipped and
waited.
“Five of the
heirs, two sons and three daughters, turned out just fine,” Kagan said. “Normal , well-adjusted
members of the company as officers and family people. The sixth is the rotten
apple.”
“Ah, and said
rotten apple is your client?”
“Not exactly. His
father is.”
“You said he was
dead.”
“He is, but his last
will and testament isn’t.”
“Maybe you might
want to start making some sense here, Frank,” I said.
“Wally Sample is
the sixth heir and the family outcast,” Kagan said. “However, his father was
not without love for this loser and put a clause in his will that when Wally turns
forty he is to be given a lump cash settlement of ten million dollars and a
full partnership in the company equal to his five siblings.”
“Why?”
“Like I said, his
father wasn’t without love for his …”
“I mean, why did
he wait until he turns forty?” I said.
“Oh,” Kagan said.
“Well, Wally has a little bit of a problem.”
“How little?”
“He is a
degenerate gambler. He bets on anything and everything, and his father knew
that and kept him away from the family fortune until the time he felt Wally was
responsible enough to handle money.”
“Only he’s not,” I
said.
“Far from it. In
fact, he’s worse than ever.”
“And you want me
to do what about it?” I asked.
“Here is the deal,
Jack,” Kagan said. “In thirty days, Wally Sample turns forty, and on his
birthday he will inherit ten million dollars and become an equal partner in the
company if he can prove to a court-appointed psychiatrist that he hasn’t
gambled for thirty days prior to the hearing.”
“So stick his
loser ass in Gamblers Anonymous and let them deal with him,” I said.
“He wouldn’t last
one day before he jumped the wall.”
“And now it
becomes clear,” I said. “You want me to wet-nurse him for thirty days so he can
collect his inheritance, so he can turn around and just blow it all in Vegas or
whatever.”
“That is not my
concern or yours,” Kagan said. “Richard Sample was one of my first clients when
I started out nearly forty years ago in New York .
I wrote the will some twenty-five years ago. He had it revised, not by me, to
include the clause for his son Wally prior to Wally turning twenty-one. I
became aware of this change after Richard died ten years ago. I would like to
honor the commitment I made to him and follow through on this as any good
attorney would.”
“If I take this
on, and I say if, what’s my compensation?”
I said.
“Two and a half
percent of his inheritance.”
I did the math in
my head.
“Three percent,
plus expense money for the month up front.”
Kagan looked at
me.
“In writing before
I leave your office.”
Kagan opened a
drawer, removed a folded document and slid it to me.
“Fill in the three
percent,” he said. “Twenty thousand for expenses should cover it. There is more
if you need it.”
I used his pen to
sign my name and fill in three-percent compensation.
Kagan picked up
his phone, waited a moment and then said, “Bring Mr. Sample into my office,
please.”
A few moments
later the door opened and the receptionist led Wally Sample into the office.
He stood about
five feet six inches tall and was shaped like a pear inside his cheap suit. His
hair was long and shaggy and mousy brown. His beard was scraggly. Blue eyes hid
behind thick glasses. He looked at me and licked his lips.
“Mr. Sample, this
is John Bekker, the man I told you about,” Kagan said.
“Everybody says I
have a problem,” Wally said. “I don’t have a problem. I have a system that I’m
trying to perfect and when I do I plan to empty Vegas as if the whole town went
on Weight Watchers to prove my point to the world.”
“That will be
enough, Wally,” Kagan said.
“The world has a
problem, not me,” Wally said.
“That will be
enough, Wally. Sit,” Kagan said.
“The world,” Wally
said. “Is the problem.”
“Sit,” Kagan
commanded.
Wally sat next to
me. He reached into his jacket pocket and produced a stack of scratch tickets
three inches thick.
Kagan gave the
signed agreement to his receptionist. “Make a copy of this for Mr. Bekker,” he
said.
She snatched the
paper and glared at Kagan. “Next time you babysit him,” she said and stormed
off.
I looked at Wally.
He was scratching a ticket with a quarter.
“Am I on the
clock?” I said to Kagan.
“Yes.”
I grabbed the
stack of scratch tickets from Wally’s hand.
“Hey, those are my
…”
“Not anymore,
scratch boy,” I said. “Let’s go.”
“Where?”
“Wherever I say go
for the next thirty days.”
“Mr. Kagan, this
isn’t …” Wally said.
“Do you want your
inheritance?” Kagan asked.
“Yes, of course.”
“Then shut up and
go with Mr. Bekker.”
I stood and yanked
Wally to his feet.
“I’ll be in touch,
Frank,” I said and shoved Wally toward the door.
In the hallway, the
receptionist all but threw my copy at me.
“Asshole,” she
said under her breath.
*****
“Is this piece of crap your car?”
Wally said as we walked to the Marquis.
I’d parked in the
office building lot beside Kagan’s Benz.
“It isn’t locked,”
I said. “Get in.”
“I’ve seen
homeless people sleeping in better cars at the city dump.”
“In,” I said.
“Now.”
Wally opened his
door. By the time I went around to the driver’s side, Wally had produced
another stack of scratch tickets.
I reached over and
grabbed the stack of scratchies from his hand.
“Hey, those are my
…”
I stuck them in my
pocket and started the car.
“In thirty-one
days you can do what you want,” I said. “You can scratch tickets or your rear
end to your little heart’s content. Until then, you do what I want and only
what I want. Are we clear?”
“You need a better
car,” Wally said. “It’s embarrassing for me being seen in a car like this.”
“I need you to
shut up and behave yourself,” I said. “And those snazzy clothes of yours aren’t
exactly GQ material.”
I pulled out of
the lot and headed for home. Ten minutes into the hour-long drive, Wally
started to rock back and forth in his seat.
“Take it easy,
Wally,” I said.
“Let me have just
one,” he said.
“If I give you one
you’ll want more. It’s like eating potato chips.”
“I promise I
won’t.”
“We both know that’s
a lie,” I said. “Now just relax and try not to think about it.”
Wally fell silent
and concentrated on his rocking, but ten minutes later he let out a loud yelp,
jumped from his seat and hopped into the back, and disappeared on the floor.
“Wally?” I said.
I couldn’t see
him, but I could hear him moving around on the floor.
“Wally?” I said
again, louder.
“What?”
“You’re on the
floor of the back seat of my car; what do you mean ‘what’?” I said.
“It’s comfortable
back here,” Wally said.
I steered to the curb
and put the car in park, and then
opened my door and got out. I yanked open the back door. Wally was on his
belly, rubbing scratch tickets with a quarter.
“Oh for …” I said,
grabbed Wally by his long shank of hair and pulled him out of the car.
“Hey, that hurts,”
Wally yelped.
“Give them to me,”
I said. “Right now.”
Reluctantly, Wally
handed over the stack of scratch tickets.
“All of them,” I
said.
“That is …” Wally said.
I stuck my hand into
his left jacket pocket, pulled out a stack of scratch tickets and waved it in
his face.
“All of them,” I
said.
“Come on, Mr. … ?”
“Bekker.”
“Come on Mr.
Bekker; leave me a crumb or two.”
“I will turn you
upside down and shake you like a piggy bank until all your pockets are empty.”
“All right,” Wally
said and started unloading.
By the time he was
done I had somewhere between two hundred and fifty and three hundred tickets,
not counting the first and second stacks.
“Now get in and be
quiet until I tell you to talk,” I said.
Wally started for
the rear seat.
“Up front,” I
said. “I’m not your damn chauffeur. And put on the seatbelt.”
Sulking, Wally sat
in front and we arrived at the beach forty-five minutes later. As I turned onto
the sand, Wally looked at me.
“Are we going
swimming?”
“No.”
I drove to my
trailer and parked beside Regan’s Impala. She and Oz were out front at the
table with Regan’s laptop in front of them.
I got out, went
around, opened Wally’s door and pulled him out by his jacket.
“We’re here,” I
said.
Regan and Oz
stared at me.
“Here?” Wally
said. “Where is here?”
“Your home for the
next thirty days,” I said.
“This shithole?”
Wally said. “I’m used to better accommodations.”
Regan and Oz
stared at Wally.
“Never mind
shithole,” I said. “Plant your ass in that chair over there and don’t move
until I come back.”
I walked past the
table and Regan said, “Dad?”
“I’ll be right
out,” I said.
“This gonna be
good,” I heard Oz tell Regan. “He go to a meeting and come back with a real
life Smurf.”
“Smurfs are blue,
Oz,” I heard Regan say.
I went to my
bedroom and changed into a lime-colored warm-up suit and jogging shoes, stopped
in the kitchen for a mug of coffee, and joined the gang outside.
Oz and Regan were
looking at her laptop. Wally was scratching tickets with a dime.
“For crying out …
Oz, don’t you see this?” I said.
“See what?”
“He’s ...” I said
and grabbed the tickets from Wally’s hand, “scratching scratch tickets.”
“So what?” Oz
said.
“Yeah, so what?”
Wally said.
I pointed to
Wally. “You shut up.”
“Dad, who is this
guy?” Regan asked.
“Yeah, who is this
guy?” Oz said.
I sat in my chair
and sipped coffee. If ever there was a time to light up a cigarette this was
it. Instead I took a deep breath and said, “Okay, remember the visit from Frank
Kagan?”
“The mob lawyer,”
Oz said.
“He’s not a …
would you just listen?” I said.
*****
“I thought I was messed up,” Regan
said after I concluded my tale of woe on the meeting with Kagan.
“He’s not that
bad,” I said.
“He looking in his
shoe,” Oz said.
I turned. Wally
had his shoes off and was removing scratch tickets from under the removable
insoles.
I snatched the
tickets and set them in front of Oz.
“You keep them,” I
said.
I stood and went
to my car, opened the door and glove box, and returned with a six-inch-high
pile of scratch tickets and dumped them on the table.
“And these, too,”
I said.
“Can I have some?”
Regan asked.
“I don’t care what
you do with them so long as they disappear from my sight,” I said.
Oz gathered the
tickets in both hands and stood up. “Come on, girl, let’s go down the road and
leave these two to discuss their important matters in private.”
Regan stood and
fell into step beside Oz. “You got a quarter?” she said.
I waited until
they were inside Oz’s trailer and then I said, “Okay, Wally … strip.”
“Strip what?”
“Your clothes,” I
said. “Take them off until you’re down to your birthday suit.”
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I don’t have any
clean clothes.”
“Where do you
live?”
“Riverdale.”
“New York Riverdale?”
“I didn’t know
there was another.”
“Wally, how did
you wind up at Kagan’s office?”
“I took the
train.”
I glared at him,
but he seemed oblivious.
“Why? I mean why
now?”
“I’m well aware of
my father’s will,” Wally said. “I went to see Mr. Kagan because, like he told
you, I turn forty in one month.”
“Did you know
about the part where you must pass a psych exam?”
“No.”
“Do you realize
what happens if you don’t pass?”
“Yes.”
“Do you have any
money on you?”
Wally stood up,
rifled through his pockets and produced thirteen dollars rolled in a crinkled
ball covered in lint.
“I had more but I
bought …”
“Scratch tickets,
yeah I know,” I said. “Okay, let’s go.”
“Where?”
“The mall,” I
said. “I have expense money and you need some clothes.”
“Wait a minute,”
Wally said. “Where am I supposed to sleep for the next month?”
“Let’s climb one
mountain at a time, Wally,” I said.
Wally looked
around at the flat beach. “What … ?”
“Figure of speech,
Wally,” I said and walked to my car.
Chapter Four
On the rare occasion that I buy
athletic clothing, it’s usually from the sports clothing store at the mall. They
carried every brand of every type of athletic wear on the market and could fit
just about any body type and size.
Except for Wally
Sample.
His pear-shaped
body, sunken chest, twig-like legs and bulbous stomach sent the salespeople
running for cover behind clothing racks.
I took matters
into my own hands and mixed and matched three sets of warm-up suits, six tee shirts,
a dozen pairs of athletic briefs, the same amount of socks and two pairs of
jogging shoes.
We left the mall
with Wally wearing a teal-colored warm-up suit, black jogging shoes and a blue
tee shirt, all of which made a six-hundred-dollar dent in Kagan’s expense
check.
“Can we hit the
food court?” Wally said. “I’m kind of hungry.”
“If you hurry,” I
said. “We need to get back and get you settled.”
We entered the
food court and set the shopping bags on a table.
“Grab two
coffees,” I said.
“My money is in my
pants,” Wally said. “In one of those bags.”
I gave him a ten-dollar
bill and he walked to the Coffee Hut.
As soon as Wally
was out of sight, I pulled out my cell phone and called Janet. She was still at
work, but answered the call anyway.
“Jack, I’m still
on duty,” she said.
“I know, I’m
sorry,” I said. “I don’t think I can make it tonight. I have a job and I don’t
think it would be a good idea at this time.”
“What kind of job?”
Janet said, coldly.
“Something for a
lawyer.”
“Something?”
“Let’s just leave
it at that, okay?”
“How long is this
something going to last?”
“A month at
least.”
After a short
pause, Janet said, “Is this about Clayton? I want to …”
“No, it’s not
about … look, I have to go,” I said. “If I can I’ll call you later.”
“Jack, wait …”
I ended the call
and placed the phone in my jacket pocket just as Wally arrived with two
containers of coffee.
“Can we get
something to eat?” Wally said. “I haven’t had …”
“When we get
home,” I said.
“Do you live in
that thing?” Wally said. “With the girl and old man?”
“The girl is my
daughter and the old man is … never mind,” I said. “Look, I need some
background info here.”
“On what?”
“On you.”
“Like what?”
“Are you married?”
“I was, but she
left me like eight years ago. I’m not sure why.”
I thought I knew
why, but I kept it to myself.
“Do you work at
all?”
“If you mean a
job, the answer is no.”
“What do you live
on?”
“I receive an
allowance of sixty thousand a year from my father’s company, and the home in
Riverdale was my parents’ original home. It’s paid for and the taxes are paid
for out of my father’s estate.”
“Education? Did
you go to college?”
“I went to MIT.”
“MIT in Boston ?”
Wally nodded.
“That’s the
hardest technical college in the country to get into.”
“I was always good
with numbers. The idea was I would graduate and run the logistics department at
Sample.”
“Would graduate?”
“In my third year
I was expelled.”
“Why?”
“I was using MIT
resources to create a program that would allow me to count cards at a Vegas
table,” Wally said. “It was beautiful. I was close to completion when they
caught me and tossed me out.”
“Your father
couldn’t … ?”
“It was my fifth
offense,” Wally said. “I was caught designing a program to beat the lottery,
and another one to …”
“I get it.”
“I can beat them,
you know. The bastards.”
“That’s not the
point,” I said. “In your present state of mind you would never pass a
psychiatric evaluation. You stand to lose your inheritance unless you can
convince them you’re addiction free.”
“It’s a hobby,”
Wally said. “They would penalize a man for his hobby?”
“Collecting stamps
or butterflies is a hobby,” I said. “Walking around with three hundred scratch
tickets in your pockets and shoes is an addiction. Come on, let’s go.”
“Can I use the
bathroom first? This coffee.”
“It’s right over
there,” I said and pointed to the hallway between the pizza joint and Chinese
take-out place.
Wally stood and
walked across the food court to the hallway. I watched him open the men’s-room
door and disappear as the door closed.
I took my coffee and
Wally’s shopping bags with me and left the food court and entered the parking
lot. I turned left and walked along the sidewalk to the bathroom windows. One
of the windows opened just enough for Wally to squeeze out and fall on his face
by my feet.
He looked up at
me.
“So, are you ready
then?” I said.
Chapter Five
Oz and Regan were seated at the
table in front of the trailer when I parked the Marquis beside the Impala.
Regan dashed from
the table to me with a scratch ticket in her hand.
“I won five
hundred dollars,” she said. “Oz won two-fifty.”
“Then you can pay
for dinner,” I said.
“Technically, I
won,” Wally said. “See, I purchased the …”
“Shut up, Wally, and
have a seat,” I said. “Regan, you, too.”
I stood while
Wally and Regan took chairs.
“Regan, have you
and Oz found anything you like furniture-wise?”
“We’re whittling
it down,” Regan said.
“Good. Your
project for the next thirty days is to furnish the entire house,” I said. “You
and Oz. That goes for my room, too. Okay?”
“Dad, the money …”
“Don’t worry about
it,” I said. “I have the funds in my checkbook.”
“I pay for my own
stuff,” Oz said.
“Fine.”
“It’s only right.”
“I said fine,” I
said.
“Ain’t no free
lunch in life,” Oz said.
“Next time we go
to lunch, you can pay for it,” I said. “Now, can we … ?”
“That was an
allegory,” Oz said. “I wasn’t talking about a real lunch.”
“I know.”
“Those tickets
were mine,” Wally said.
I glared at Wally.
“Say one more word and I’ll staple your lips together.”
“Dad, he has a
point,” Regan said.
“No, he doesn’t,”
I said. “Now listen to me a minute. I’ve agreed to help Mr. Sample with …”
“Who?” Oz asked.
“Mr. Sample.
Wally. Weren’t you listening earlier?”
“Earlier you said
his name is Wally,” Oz said. “Nobody said nothing about Sample.”
I glared at Oz.
“Dad, what are you
trying to say?” Regan asked.
“I explained to
you before that I’ve agreed to help Wally with his problem so he can collect
his inheritance,” I said. “The only way this can work is if I don’t let him out
of my sight and that means he sleeps in the trailer.”
“Dad, he’s a
slob,” Regan said. “I mean, look at the guy. Even in new clothes he’s a total slob.”
“But I’m a deep
thinker,” Wally said. “Einstein never combed his hair.”
“Wally, shut up,”
I said. “Oz, can Regan use your spare bedroom for a few weeks?”
“Yes, please,”
Regan snapped. “Oz, I beg of you.”
“Will you do the
cooking?” Oz said.
“The cooking,
cleaning and I’ll even mend your socks so long as I don’t have to bunk with Mr.
Deep Thinker here.”
“Deal.”
“Good. In the
meantime you and Oz can spend your days furnishing the new house,” I said. “I
figure in two weeks after the closing you and Oz can move in and do some
fixer-upping.”
“Can I paint my
room?” Regan asked.
“It’s your room.”
“Can we get something
to eat now?” Wally asked.
“Why not? My
daughter is buying,” I said.
*****
I drove the Impala to the steak
house near the mall. We feasted on steak and salad and, despite scratch-ticket
winnings, I footed the bill using Kagan’s expense money and we were back at the
trailer by eight thirty.
Wally, silent for
most of the dinner, was sweating, mumbling under his breath and rocking on the
drive back to the beach.
“Dad, Wally is
sort of having a fit,” Regan said.
“I know the
feeling, Wally,” I said. “Believe me, I do. Tomorrow we’ll keep busy to take
your mind off things.”
Seated beside me,
Regan turned around and looked at Wally.
“He’s drooling on
himself, Dad,” she said.
“And me,” Oz said.
“Cut that out, boy, you ain’t no English bulldog.”
I pulled the
Impala onto the beach.
“I gonna hit this
boy in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper he don’t quit drooling on me,” Oz
said.
“We’ll be home in
five minutes, Wally,” I said. “A hot shower, a good night’s sleep and a fresh
start in the morning will help a lot.”
“A front-row seat
at a blackjack table would help,” Wally said. “That’s what would help.”
“In thirty-one
days you can do …” I said.
“Dad, somebody is
at the trailer,” Regan said. “There’s a car parked next to yours, and the
lights are on.”
“I see it,” I
said. “That’s Janet’s car.”
“This should be
good,” Oz said. “Wally and the ex.”
“Never mind ‘this
should be …’,” I said.
“Is somebody
sick?” Wally said. “She looks like a nurse.”
I parked beside
Janet’s sedan. Janet was seated at the card table with a mug of coffee.
Except for Wally,
we got out of the car and walked to the table.
“I still have a
key,” Janet said. “I made coffee.”
“I need to get my
stuff together,” Regan said and ducked into the trailer.
“I’ll wait and
give her a hand,” Oz said.
“Jack, what’s
going on around here?” Janet asked.
“This is Wally
Sample,” I said, unaware that he was still in the car.
Janet stared at
me.
“Wally still be in
the car drooling,” Oz said.
I turned around.
“Oh, for … Wally, get out here. Now.”
Slowly the car door
opened, and Wally crept out and walked to me.
Janet stared at
Wally. “What’s this?”
“This be Wally,”
Oz said.
Regan suddenly
appeared with a small suitcase in one hand and Molly in the other. “Let’s go,”
she said. “That show about duck calls is on.”
“The what?” Oz
said.
“Never mind. Do
you have popcorn?”
Oz took the
suitcase and they walked down the beach to Oz’s trailer.
“Jack, what is … ?”
Janet said.
“Do you have any
scratch tickets?” Wally said to Janet.
“Any what? Jack,
who is this person?”
“Wally Sample.
Wally, this is Janet.”
“Why are you dressed
like a nurse?” Wally asked.
“Because I am a
nurse,” Janet said. “Jack, we need to talk.”
I looked at Wally.
“Go inside and get comfortable,” I said. “I’ll bring in the shopping bags
later.”
Wally walked to
the door of the trailer and paused.
“What do you mean
by comfortable?” he asked.
“Relax,” I said.
“Oh, okay.”
“And Wally, don’t
try jumping out the window,” I said. “I’ll see you and I don’t want to have to
tie you up. You might drown in your own drool.”
Wally nodded and
entered the trailer.
“Why would he jump
out the window?” Janet asked.
“He … I need some
coffee first,” I said.
I went inside and
filled a mug with coffee, and then returned to Janet and took my chair at the
table.
“So this is why
you broke our date?” Janet said.
“He’s my … the job
I told you about concerns him and his family-owned company.”
“What company is
that, Jack?”
“Sample Iced Tea.”
“Sample Iced Tea,”
Janet said. “I love Sample Iced Tea. I drink it all the time. The raspberry cream
is delicious. What does that drooling goofball have to do with anything?”
“I really can’t go
into it,” I said. “He’s a client and that entitles him to privacy.”
“I didn’t come
here to discuss Wally Sample, anyway,” Janet said. “I wanted to talk to you
about us.”
Wally stuck his
head out the door. “Where is your computer?”
“I don’t own one,”
I said.
“That laptop?”
“My daughter’s and
she probably took it with her.”
“Can I … ?”
“No. Now go inside
and relax.”
Wally disappeared.
“Jack, are you
listening to me?” Janet said.
“Yes.”
“Can we walk down
to the beach and talk privately?”
“I don’t want to
leave Wally alone where I can’t see or hear him.”
“Is he going to
turn into a pumpkin at midnight?”
“It’s …
complicated.”
Janet sipped her
coffee.
I sipped my
coffee.
Wally poked his
head out the door again.
“Which bedroom is
mine?” he said.
“See the bedroom
with the pink curtains and bedspread and stuffed animals on it? That one isn’t
mine,” I said.
“Oh, okay,” Wally
said and disappeared.
“Jack, please,”
Janet said.
Wally appeared
again. “So the other room is yours?”
“Yes,” I said.
“Okay,” Wally said
and disappeared again.
Janet glared at
me.
“I told you I’d be
tied up for a month,” I said.
“This can’t wait a
month.”
“Then say what it
is you want to say.”
Janet took another
sip from her cup.
“Clayton wants to
get married again,” she said. “He feels we’re more mature and better suited to
make it work a second time.”
I drank some
coffee and set the mug down on the table.
“And you said?”
“Nothing yet.”
“Why not?”
“I wanted to
discuss it with you first.”
“Do you want to
know how I feel about it?” I said.
“For one thing.”
“I don’t really
know or like Clayton all that much,” I said. “He stepped up when you were in
the hospital and took care of Mark, but Mark is his son so that’s what he’s
supposed to do. But I’m not marrying Clayton, so how I feel about him one way
or the other really doesn’t matter.”
“How do you feel
about me?”
“How I feel about
you hasn’t changed. How I feel about myself has.”
“I don’t … what
does that mean exactly?”
“I’m not some
puppy to be brought home and molded into the kind of dog you want me to be,” I
said. “I’m a flawed individual who happens to be pretty good at being a cop
even if I’m not one anymore. I’m not nine-to-five, dinner-at-six, take-out-the-trash-on-Wednesday-and-Saturday
material. I have to live with me first and I can’t live a lie. Not anymore.”
“I was doing that,
wasn’t I?” Janet said. “Molding you into the kind of man I wanted you to be and
not who you really are.”
“If it means
anything, the man you want me to be is probably the better man,” I said. “Just
not the real one.”
“I understand,
Jack.”
“After this job is
done I may or may not ever work another,” I said. “But if I do or don’t, the
choice is mine alone. It’s no different than if you decide to quit being a
nurse.”
Janet nodded. “I
guess I’ll go home now.”
“There is
something you should know,” I said. “I bought that house on the beach we looked
at. The closing is in two weeks.”
“I see,” Janet
said. “I guess there is no more to say, then.”
“Not tonight,
anyway.”
Janet stood and I
walked her to her car.
“I wasn’t that
bad, was I?” she said as she got behind the wheel.
“If it wasn’t for
you I probably wouldn’t have gotten or stayed sober,” I said. “You were
probably the best thing that happened to me in twenty years.”
“Thank you for
that.”
I returned to my
chair and watched her drive off the beach.
When she was gone
I took my mug inside and found Wally at the kitchen table playing blackjack
with himself and scribbling in a notebook.
I sat. “What are
you doing?”
“Working on one of
my systems,” Wally said. “See, there’s five decks in a dealer’s …”
“Go to bed right
now,” I said.
“I’m not tired,”
Wally said. “I’m used to late hours.”
“Let me rephrase
that,” I said. “Go to bed right now or I’ll break both your arms and legs and
you’ll sit out the next month in a wheelchair.”
Wally looked at
me. “Are you serious?”
“Want to find
out?”
“No.”
“Then go into the
bedroom, close the door and try to get some sleep.”
“What are you
going to do?”
“I’m going to say
good night to my daughter and then hit the bed myself,” I said.
Wally stood,
nodded, walked into Regan’s bedroom and closed the door.
I took the deck of
cards, stood over the trash bin by the sink and ripped them into pieces. Then I
stepped outside and walked around to the side of the trailer and stood in the
dark. The moon was bright and high and I could see the lights of town in the
distance.
Wally must have
figured five minutes to walk to Oz’s trailer, five to say goodnight and five to
walk back, because by my watch five minutes passed before he came rolling out
Regan’s bedroom window.
He hit the beach
and started running toward town.
The thing about
running on sand is that it’s much more tiring than running on the road or
grass, especially if you’re in terrible shape like Wally. The half mile to town
must have seemed like a marathon to him because after a hundred yards he
stopped, placed his hands on his knees and sucked wind.
After a minute or
so, he continued on, ran another fifty yards and stopped to rest again. He
looked toward town and started running again. He made about a hundred yards
before he fell to his knees and gasped for air.
I went to my car
and drove to Wally. I parked beside him and opened the passenger door.
“Get in,” I said.
“I … can’t … my …
I need to …” Wally sputtered.
“Get in or I’ll
tie you to the rear bumper and drag you back like a buck deer.”
Wally slowly stood,
then flopped into the car and closed the door.
I made a U-turn
and drove back to the trailer. “Inside. Go,” I snapped.
Wally got out and
slunk into the trailer. I walked around the side to my makeshift gym and opened
the large box where I store kettlebells and extra chains for the heavy bag. I
grabbed a four-foot-long chain and a forty-pound kettlebell and carried them
inside.
I set them on the
table while I went to my bedroom to fetch a pair of handcuffs, then carried
ball and chain into Regan’s bedroom, where Wally sat on the bed with his head
between his legs.
“Oh, man,” Wally
said.
“Wally?” I said
quietly.
Wally looked at
the kettlebell. “What the hell is that? You’re not going to hit me now, are
you?”
“That’s a tempting
offer, but no,” I said. “Give me your right leg.”
“What?”
“Your right leg,
stick it out.”
Wally extended his
right leg. I snapped one handcuff around his skinny ankle, then threaded the
chain through the handle in the kettlebell and cuffed the second loop through
the chain.
“There,” I said.
“Now anywhere you go that forty-pound kettlebell goes with you. So get some
sleep and we’ll start on your program in the morning.”
“What program?”
“Diet and
exercise.”
I left the room
and closed the door.
“What are you …
what diet? What exercise?” Wally called after me. “I have food allergies. Hey,
wait.”
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